vaspim: Someone out there, someone just like you, is on the Internet just like you are right now but instead they’re watching a RayWilliamJohnson YouTube video. How does that make you feel no they aren’t just like me
Within 24 hours of Obama securing reelection
antigovernmentextremist: He has: Authorized a drone strike in Yemen Supported a UN arms treaty that will regulate the sale of firearms within the United States And his DEA has vowed to continue enforcing the Controlled Substances Act within Colorado and Washington even though they’ve legalized the recreational use of marijuana Four more years! Four more years! actually I’m okay with...
solitarysocialist: Sometimes people on Tumblr restore my faith in humanity but then I see someone like communismkills has posted again and it ruins everything.
solitarysocialist: “I meant it ironically.” yeah it’s even worse than “c’mon learn to take a joke”
celebrated R’n’Brie artist
#127: last four years
hurrah I won’t have to hear this phrase for the next four years
#126: hey it's a free country
dionthesocialist: ablogorsomething: firemakesmesmile: colinmorgasms: locaoverloki: mynameisgrey: incipient: lovett91: failstun: tomhiddledong: innercheeseburger: tomhiddledong: the mediocre gatsby the decent wall of china the ok depression alright britain The mildly interesting barrier reef somewhat fulfilled expectations. alexander the good enough the...
vaspim: I can’t even (finish a sentence)
There isn’t a single story there, on the right hand side, that isn’t...– Claire Balding on the FeMail section on Mail Online, the UK’s most popular online newspaper. From Have I Got a Bit More News For You Series 44 Episode 1.
#125: you have no right to say...
Yeah I do!
I’d like an example of something that didn’t happen because of reasons.
To prove a point to my mom, reblog this if you...
I will now be describing very lame things as “lamer than clapping along to a Billy Bragg song”
believed: smallpetuniaofgallifrey: It is NOT “almost time for Green Day to wake up.” SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU IMMATURE LITTLE PRICKS. YOU ARE NOT REAL GREEN DAY FANS IF YOU MAKE FUN OF “WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS”. Do you have ANY idea what that song is about, and what it means to Billie Joe Armstrong? GROW THE FUCK UP. sounds like you could use a nap i’ll wake you up when september ends ...
witchgoth: it’s national crush day, you know what that means. drive your steamroller up and down the streets crushing your enemies like the vermin they are
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney says “rubbish” when referring to garbage. There is nothing wrong with saying “rubbish” unless you’re an American who likes British things. Americans also can’t say wanker or knackered.
#123: '90s' kid
I think that’s where the apostrophes go, anyway.
imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist because I think it’s cool if men are strong and independent. Just as long as they don’t make me look bad in public. I’m still the woman in the relationship, you know? Teehee best blog ever. #122: I wear the trousers in this relationship
#117: British jobs for British workers
#116: never forget
Obviously 9/11 (should be 11/9) will never be forgot. How could it be forgot?
Fwooooooar. What a word. I want to tear it apart with my teeth and spit it at my enemies’ faces.
#115: so this is a thing, guys
Hey guys, I wanna try to prove something to my...
but only if the liberal blogs stop treating him like Kim Jong Un
#114: practice makes perfect
No, practice makes better!
#113: tour de force
A French phrase meaning, “I am a shit music critic”
I didn’t want to end my sentence with a preposition, so when my mum told me that she had lots to do, I asked, “Of what to do do you have lots?” She didn’t answer. :(
It’s Vaspim’s birthday today so have a look at his blog or his blog or his creepy blog.
#112: all's well that ends well
suggested by Ginni whose tumblr I can’t find Weeeeeird. I swear I follow it.
Briefly talked to a Jehova’s Witness today, who was going door-to-door. I was handed one of the Watchtower.org leaflets, 30 pages… They aren’t even trying anymore. Heard every argument.
_____”if you really want to learn about the Catholic Church, pick up a CATECHISM and stop listening to what the MEDIA tells you.” If you really want to learn about Eritrea, pick up a CONSTITUTION and stop listening to what the MEDIA tells you. How can you hate Fox News when their slogan is Fair and Unbiased? Come on now, stop it with the patronising capital letters. You are a...
53 mins into this episode, Matt says politically-charged election year. OH NO, NOT POLITICS IN ELECTIONS!
Reblog this and see what you get.
hunglikearainbow: 1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often. Yes okay I’ll reblog one of these things, but never again. For the chap I reblogged from: 6, 7, 10 and I wouldn’t say I love your tumblr...